Today went to bugis there to pray at the Guan Yin Temple
Met my sis and her husband at 1130, which was a15 mins late
Went there with my bro
The temple is so crowded
I pray to the gods with may wishes
Hope that the gods can hear my prayers and fulfill my wishes

After that, we went to Wang Jiao(if I'm not wrong) to eat
We like the foods there
Cause the foods there are nice and the price is quite reasonable
We end up paying $55++

Me and my bro went to the shops over there to see clothes
My bro says want to buy pants
So I went with him
I saw a clothes very nice
So I bought it
My bro de pants cost $39.90 while mine is $35.90

Then after that, we went to buy cake for my father
Today is his birthday
We are so happy for him
We took cab home
Cause very tired and is so hot outside

Then we celebrated my father's birthday at night
At around 7
Then after that, my parents, my bro, my bro-in-law and I went to temple
My parents and bro went there to pray while my bro-in-law went to pray and help out
Lasted for 3 hours
All of us very tired after reaching home

I now very tired le
Think got to go sleep now
Sayonara
Nothing can change my love for you

Just came back from a wedding dinner
My cousin de wedding dinner
The slideshow made is nice
But the food is just ok la
In the end, I never drank of course
The hotel is near to the venue of the F1 race
Can watch when waiting for the dish to come

Anyway, I got to go now
Want to find one song now and off to bed
Adious
No matter how long it will take, I will still do my best for you.

Quite slack today
Have nothing to do
So as per normal, watch anime

Then helped my sis do the arrangement of the pictures
That one took quite a while
Doing some revision these few days
Scare will forgot those things

Got to go
Some jokes for you readers below
Sayonara
Whenever and wherever I am, I will put you first in my heart.
No one can ever take over your place.

Top jokes around the world

Top Joke in Northern Ireland

Ø A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse >news'. > 'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asks the patient. > The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'. >'That's terrible', said the patient. 'How can the news >possibly be worse?' >The doctor replies, 'I've been trying to contact you since >yesterday'.

Ø Top Joke in Scotland > > >I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. >Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Ø Top joke in UK > > >

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. >The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. “Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!", The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off go >ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.

Ø Top joke in USA > > > A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local >golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green >when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He >stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and >bows down in prayer. >His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and >touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man. >The man then replies: "Yeah, we were married for 35 >years."

Ø Top joke in Canada > > >When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they >quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To >combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to >develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, >on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging >from below freezing to 300 C. >The Russians used a pencil.

Ø Top joke in Australia >This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much >worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. >When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw >my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, >my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look >on my face! >What's WRONG with me, Doctor?" >The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then >calmly says: >"Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with >your eyesight...."

Ø THE WINNING JOKE > > >A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when >one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his >eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell >phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: >"My friend is dead! What can I do?" >The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it >easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." >There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice >comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

Ø SECOND PLACE >Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After >a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, >and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his >faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you >see." >"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies >Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a >minute. >"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions >of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I >observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is >approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I >suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I >can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and >insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" >Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he >says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

Ø Top Joke in England > > >Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to >insult the other one. > He screams, "I slept with your mother!" >The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the >other weasel will do. >The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" >The other says, "Go home dad you're drunk."

Top Joke in Wales > > >A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was >mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and >asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. >The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on >his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."

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*The haunted house*
One stormy night an English, Irish and Scottish man were walking home and had no shelter so at the top of this big hill they found this haunted house.
They were all freaked out and hesitated to go in.
Eventually, the English man went in and found a five pound note sitting on the table and he goes to lift it when all of a sudden the ghost of Mickey Mouse appears and says "I'm the ghost of Mickey Mouse lift that fiver and I'll haunt your house"
Next the Scottish man went in and saw the fiver, but before he could lift it the ghost of Mickey Mouse appeared again and said "I'm the ghost of Mickey Mouse lift that fiver and I'll haunt your house".
Finally, the Irishman went in and lifted the fiver and Mickey Mouse popped out again and said "I'm the ghost of Mickey mouse lift that fiver and I'll haunt your house"
Then the Irishman said "I'm the ghost of Donald Duck I'll lift this fiver and I'll run like fuck"


*Deadly Fruits*
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.
When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.
The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."
So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.
Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed.
The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"
The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."

*Women are impossible to please*
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

*Speak proper english!*
Billy was on holiday in America and didn't speak very good English. It was his last day and he was heading to the airport to fly home, but first he needed to buy a few things.
He ends up going to the store and asking the clerk for some "BUM". She sits there and thinks for awhile and then says, "Oh you must mean gum."
Then he goes to the fish store and askes if he could get some "FUCK IT". The fish man thinks and says, "Oh I get it, you must mean Bucket (bucket of fish)"
Billy shakes his head as YES.
Then he makes a trip to the pet store and says, "Could I get a cock and spank it?" The pet store owner says "Oh you must mean Cocker Spaniel."
Billy shakes his head as YES.
He finally makes it to the airport where he will be catching his flight.
When he gets there he askes this guy...
"Could you hold my bum and fuck it while I get my cock and spank it"

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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of
how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

You may choose any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the Building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord

The second floor sign reads
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and
are extremely good looking
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids,
are drop dead good looking and help with the housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'


Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the
Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with
the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

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Stress reliever #1>
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?

Stress Reliever # 2>
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever #3>
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Stress Reliever # 4>
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Stress Reliever # 5>
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Stress Reliever # 6>
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
MyFather grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Stress Reliever # 7>
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman ! "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

Stress Reliever # 8>
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Stress Reliever # 9>
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour

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Prospective Employer to Applicant: "So why did you leave your previous job?"
Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"
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Wife: " Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought all our five kids with him."
Radio Host: " Ok, go ahead!"
Wife: " Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one of them is yours."
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Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddled up. I just want to ask something. I know that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU the past tense of BIRDS FLY?
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You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music.
When you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized . . . . . that you have your MP3 player on your ears!
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WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said:
"GO TO HELL", that's why I came home early.
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1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react... 2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react... 3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said "what is that you are wearing, it's all crumpled!!"
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John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?

John: i asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she say?
J: anything, as long as there is a DIAMOND.
P: what did you gave her?
J: playing cards

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TEACHER : Why are you late?
BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.
BALGOBIN : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Balgobin!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
BALGOBIN : Me!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?
BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
BALGOBIN : Your name on this rep ort card.
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TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.
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TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".>BALGOBIN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?">BALGOBIN: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?
BALGOBIN : Brotherly love?
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TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

BALGOBIN: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
BALGOBIN: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
BALGOBIN: A teacher

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A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each" So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas , on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff, and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted" I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff, and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."
Moral of the story is: "Always allow the bosses to speak first"
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Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and
pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."

Lesson II - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.
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An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."
The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"

Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.
The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???"
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind of 'key' was he. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee' am I ?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"
Lesson III - Never insult anyone.
********************************************************************** There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle,
He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When
you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted "WINE".
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.
The Frenchman was so happyswimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."
Lesson IV - Think twice before you say something, because
sometimes accidents do happen.

**********************************************************************TThe organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:
Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions. Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain. Stomach... I should be in charge
because I process food to the brain.
Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.
Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going. Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.
All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body

Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
Moral of the story: No matter who you are, or how important you think you are, you will find that it is always the ASSHOLE that is in charge.

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Indian spin Technology at work.

After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their

> > ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read:- "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians"

One week later, the Indian press reported the following:- " After digging as deep as 500m, Indian scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology".

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A father is explaining sex to the son;

Son: Why is making love so enjoyable?

Father : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose

with your finger mah!

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Son: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

Father: Of course woman lah ! When you dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

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Son: Why do women hate it when they get raped?

Father: Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the road, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Huh..

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Son: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

Father: Oi!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siao ah!!

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Son: Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?

Father: Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah.

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Son: Why is making love carried out in private?

Father: Ah boyyyyy, you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit?? Stupid arh!!

HAHA!! Understand? SMILE ALWAYS!

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Before marriage.

Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..


Before marriage. .
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
"You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married. .
You want to die I help you!


Before marriage. .
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. . .
You go anywhere. . up to you.
Lagi lama married. . .
You go anywhere better get lost!!


Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"you get on my nerves. "


Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding
"you are worse than godzila"


Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you


Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la


Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak


Before wedding
Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
After wedding
Furthest you go is Maxwell Hill


Before wedding
He opens the car door
After wedding
He opens his mouth and snores


Before wedding
She / he was your ideal
After wedding
She / he becomes your ordeal


hehe...future hubbies...be careful...and future wives...be aware.......................!!

Here to blog
Today woke up by my mother
So tired lor
And its holiday leh
Don't let me sleep more
No choice, wake up, wash up and eat lunch
After lunch, I went back to room to use laptop
Spent quite a lot of time on one image
Although it is tough and require a lot of time to finish
But I think its worth
Then as usual, watch show online
I finally found theme song for the show
But I don't know the name
Was like surf the net and found it "accidentally"
Haha
Will put in the playlist
Listen and see if you know this song

Got see Monkey God before?
Darren send me a pic yesterday
It is Monkey God
Take a look if you never see it before

Will post the pic is below
Adious
When you are happy, I am as happy as you.
When you are sad, I will be there and do my best to comfort you.




Monkey God

Back here again to blog
Today afternoon, went out to eat lunch with my second uncle
The coffeeshop is at AMK blk 446, if I'm not wrong
We ate Bak kut teh, and many more, which i dont know the names
Haha

We went to another coffeeshop where his friends are
He treat me coffee
We sat there for awhile
Then change another place to sit for
Sat there awhile then off to home
Felt very tired suddenly
So went to sleep
Slept all the way till 2000
Then uninstalled some of the programs in my laptop
Cause take up alot of spaces
My harddisk is only left with 13GB before uninstalled

Chat in msn for awhile then to dinner
After dinner, back to msn to chat
Chat halfway, a sad thing happened
I don't want to mention about it
I see no point to mention
Then I went to find Darren to return him the dvd I borrowed yesterday
I don't want to break my promise
I say today return means today return
I think that it is better to keep my words

Then as for now, I want to uninstall some more of the programs
Don't want so many programs le
Sayonara
When I'm happy, I see you in my heart. When I see you. I do things well. When I do things well, I remember you more clearly.
When I'm sad, I think of you. When I think of you, I become happy. When I become happy, I love you even more.

Finally today able to go massage with my mother
She always say want to go
But always failed to go in the end
We reached there at 1900
And we are there for only 30 mins
We went to dinner nearby after that

We went to Darren's mother's house there
My mother wants to see ge tai
And I went there to see tiao dang
Darren and Judy went there also
Today there is the last day
We see awhile then went to have coffee
Then went back there again to see tiao dang

大圣爷（齐天大圣）gave me an apple
Darren took some pics for me
Will post those pics when he sent me

I went to his house after that
He gave me a book which title is "The Ghosts' Season?"
He also lend me a horror movie titled "Final Destination"

Then after that, I went to find my mother
We waited for my father to fetch us
Then blah blah blah....
Then reached home....

Going to watch the horror movie now
Adious
You created a smile in me after so many years of sadness. You are the only one who never look down on me and scare of me despite my look. You created a miracle in me.



The apple given by 大圣爷（齐天大圣）

Here to post again
Today was so tired in the morning
Cause slept very late at night
Woke up at 9 plus
Then pray at home
Cause today is the fifthteen day of the month
Which is also Lantern Festival
Happy Lantern Festival to everyone
Finally is the period whereby we can eat mooncakes
Many variety of mooncakes for us to choose now
Got so many flavors
But I still like the durian flavor
I think the most interesting thing for young children is they can play with lantern
Think now quite alot of children play with electronic lantern
Last time we can only play with candles and paper lantern

Other than pray at home, my family also went to Bugis there to pray at the Guan Yin temple
Very crowded there
Even the parking lots also full
Waited quite a long time before can find a lot

We went to eat at the market in Chinatown there
The food there quite nice la
Half a chicken is at only $10
So is also quite cheap

We went to the bridal shop to see the wedding gown for my sis
She go there try
It is at Cook Street there
It is a very funny name
My father is joking around with me about the name
I was wondering why it is named like that and also who named it

Anyway, there at some more quiz continue from yesterday
Try guess them again
The answer is below the questions
Good Luck
Sayonara
To me, love means caring and showing understanding. It is also means be there when you need help


灯谜
１）佛法无边 （猜一个字）
fo fa wu bian (cai yi ge zi)
２）气球 　　 （猜成语）
qi qiu (cai cheng yu)
３）军事重地 （猜大马地名）
jun shi zhong di (cai da ma di ming)
４）东方有战事 （猜中国地名）
dong fang you zhan shi (cai zhong guo di ming)
５）树林大火 （猜一个字）
shu lin da huo (cai yi ge zhi)
６）宝岛女孩 （猜一个字）
bao dao nu hai (cai yi ge zi)
７）谜家 （猜成语）
mi jia (cai cheng yu)
８）坐也是立，
zuo ye shi li,
卧也是立，
wo ye shi li,
立着还是立 （猜动物）
li zhe ye shi li (cai dong wu)
９）四个秀才
si ge xiu cai
四篇文章一样长
si pian wen zhang yi yang chang
三人落榜
san ren luo pang
一人中榜 （猜娱乐）
yi ren zhong pang (cai yu le)
１０）棺材商 （猜韩国地名）
guan cai shang (cai han guo di ming)













Ans are below












答案：
１）去
qu
２）不翼而飞
bu yi er fei
３）槟城
bin cheng
４）西安
xi an
５）焚
fen
６）始
shi
７）无所不知
wu suo bu zhi
８）马
ma
９）麻将
ma jiang
１０）板门店
ban men dian

Just now, went to find Darren at his mother's house
He say is to celebrate Lantern Festival in advance
So I went there to find him
I later then found out that today is also his mother's birthday
I never bring any present
Then is like quite pai seh lor
But Darren's nephew and niece are very cute lor
I went down and saw some quiz
Very interesting lor
I copied some questions down
Will post them below
The answer will be after the pics
Try to guess the answers first before attempt to the answers

Good luck
Adious

灯谜
1）不生第二胎 （猜中药名）
bu sheng di er tai (cai zhong yao ming)
2）夕阳 （猜中国地名）
xi yang (cai zhong guo di ming)
3）调虎离山 （猜欧洲国家）
diao hu li shan (cai ou zhou guo ming)
4）选美大会 （猜中东国家）
xuan mei da hui (cai zhong dong guo jia)
5）整容医院 （猜成语）
zheng rong yi yuan (cai cheng yu)
6）百米赛跑 （猜成语）
bai mi sai pao (cai cheng yu)
7）杂 （猜习语）
zai (cai xi yu)
8）胖子吃肥肉 （猜习语）
pang zi chi fei rou (cai xi yu)
9）国君治国超前人 （猜人名）
guo jun zhi guo chao qian ren (cai ren ming)
10）笼中鸟 （猜三国人物）
long zhong niao (cai san guo ren wu)
11）一间屋子，三个门
yi jian wu zi, san ge men
里面关着半个人 （猜物件）
li mian guan zhe ban ge ren (cai wu jian)
12）生不带来，
sheng bu dai lai,
死不带去 （猜体育项目）
si bu dai qu (cai ti yu xiang mu)
13）斩草不除根 （猜一个字）
zhan cao chu gen (cai yi ge zi)
14）露一半，藏一半
lu yi ban, cang yi ban
太阳出来嗮一半 （猜物件）
tai yang chu lai sai yi ban (cai wu jian)
15）一只耳朵，八个口（猜一个字）
yi zhi er duo, ba ge kou (cai yi ge zi)



Below Darren's mother's house


The place where they celebrate

答案
1）杜仲
du zhong
2）西藏
xi zhang
3）norway
4）以色列
yi se lie
5）成人之美
cheng ren zhi mei
6）争先恐后
zheng xian kong huo
7）八九不离十
ba jiu bu li shi
8）加油
jia you
9）王越古
wang yue gu
10）关羽
guan yu
11）裤子
ku zi
12）空手道
kong shou dao
13）早
zao
14）屋瓦
wu wa
15）职
zhi

Today is quite tired
Cause nothing for me to do
So my mood is not so good lor
Think maybe later go massage with my mother
Really nothing much for today
But if later got any special thing happen, I will blog about it

So, good day for readers
Sayonara

I'm always there for you, care and love you

Today was woke up by some "noises"
Was planed to sleep till very late
But thanks to my bro's "noises"
I woke up
After eating, I upload a video for 圣封壇
Its size is 87.2MB
So took a very long time to upload
It took me a few days to upload successfully
Cause it keeps disconnect when it is halfway uploaded
Finally today can upload successfully
Of course I went to sleep while it is uploading

Then at night, planned to go massage with my mother at Lor Ah Soo
But the time is like too late
So we went to Darren's mother's house infront there
There got tiao dang and ge tai
My mother went to see ge tai while Darren, Judy and I went to see tiao dang
Tiao quite alot of gods
Got over 12 gods there lor
And also got alot of people there
Then after that, Darren, Judy and I went to eat at Hans
The food is nice and the price is reasonable
Darren went to the mall and bought a pair of sunglasses for $94, which is after 50% discount
Then we went back to see ge tai
Darren see awhile then went off with Judy
I waited for my mother see finish ge tai
Then my father says want to fetch us home
So we waited for him
We see tiao dang while waiting
Then we reached home at 2315 like that

I took some photos of the swimming complex and gym I went these few days
They are below
Adious



Sengkang CC


Outside Gym


Swimming Complex

Darn it...
Can't sign in MSN and Ebuddy
So sian

Reached Darren's house at 1930
Only Judy at home
She says Darren haven't reached home
So I wanted to go to the coffeeshop first
When I reached the carpark, I saw Darren
Then we went to the coffeeshop together
After that, Darren went home to bath
Then to his mother house to watch show
Darren and I went to see tiao dang downstairs
Watch till 2300 then went home
Quite tired now
Think will sleep till tml afternoon

Got to go
Sayonara

So happy for today
I was able to upload the slideshow for 圣封壇 blog
Yesterday was trying so hard to upload
But can't work
Tried to change the codings and even ask for Dalicia's help
But in the end, both of us weren't able to upload
Anw, must thank Dalicia for help, even though can't upload
At least she got take her time to look through
Then today is able to upload is because I use Picasa web album to upload
Spent quite a lot of time to understand the software
But think it is worth it lor

Think it is time for me to rest now
Haha
Adious

Yesterday was blogging at home
Was trying out the html codes
Quite tough for me as html codes I'm not good in
Then was thinking to bring my parents and sis to go massage
But the shop closed
We went there at 2030
And the shop closed at 2000
It was a wasted trip
Then after that, we went for dinner
We ate stingray, sotong and clam
Then after that went home

As for today,
Went to Darren's house at 1300
Saw some of his pupils there
Darren says if they got any D&T questions, can ask me as I'm good in it
Then after that went to Darren's mother's house there sit down and chat
We chat till 1430 then go to the massgae shop there for massage
We went to bugis after that to eat
Actually is plan to go there to buy durians, but the stall never open
So too bad lor
After dinner, we went to the temple in Sengkang to pray
Then home sweet home
The most funny thing is I drop my phone on Darren's car without knowing
After I reached home then I found out
Then called my phone number, cause don't know Darren's number
Then went down to take from him
If not, I will have to wait till see him then can take from him
Haha
I was so careless

Anyway, got to go now
Sayonara

Let me post about yesterday first
Went to sort of like temple in Sengkang with Darren and Judy and also Darren's friend
Reached there at 2000
Was there till 2130
Learn quite a lot of things
One of the thing I like is the stories told
Very nice and meaningful
I like some of the quotes
The first quote is 苟日新，日日新，又日新。
The second quote is 为何团团转，只因绳未断。
And there is a classification between 上等人 and 下等人
The sentence goes like this, 上等人用心性做事，下等人用耳目做事。
It means 上等人, the "upper class people", do things with their hearts, whereas 下等人 , the "lower class people", do things with their ears and eyes
After the temple thing, I went to have some coffee with Darren at the usual coffeeshop

Then as for today, I went to find Darren in the morning at 0830
He had his breakfast at the coffee shop and drank coffee with me
Then at 0900, we went to Monfort Secondary
He went back to do coursework and I went there to give him some ideas to solve the problem
So long nv touch D&T le, nv thought that I still can help out
The first thing we do is cutting acrylic using lathe machine
It was like so fun
Think the machine I only touch 2 times
Then was at the school till 1300
Went to have lunch with Darren's parents at Lor ah soo
We ate Bah Kut Teh and duck rice
Then after lunch, the four of us went for massage
Massage until 1500
Then went home after that
At night went to temple to pray with parents and bro
Ate duck rice again
So sian

Think thats it for today
Some pics of the acrylic rod after cutting from lathe machine are below
Adious



Luminous acrylic 300*10


Luminous acrylic 300*10

Yesterday is a very very boring day
Can't do anything at home
And also no energy to go out
Can only lay on bed to watch show
My hands is not able to put straight cause it is aching
Which cause a lot of things can't do
So I was really slack at home lor

Luckily today is better
My hands is not aching and I am able to move about freely
And now watching show online
A very old vampire show, which is older than "我和僵尸有个约会"
The name is call "无敌僵尸王"
The 插曲 is nice, but too bad I don't know the name of the song
Maybe this show watch finish le, I will watch "我和僵尸有个约会"
Quite like horror show also
Haha
Also nothing better to do at home
Haha

Got to go watch show le
Sayonara

Below is a touching story for you to read
Adious

HOW COULD YOU?

When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh.
You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a
couple of murdered throw pillows,
I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger
at me and ask
"How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a bellyrub.

My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were
terribly busy, but we worked on that together.
I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your
confidences and secret dreams,
and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long
walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream
(I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I
took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home
at the end of the day.)

Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and
more time searching for a human mate.
I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and
disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions,
and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love.
She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our
home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her.
I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I
shared your excitement.
I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to
mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt
them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog
crate.
Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love."
As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and
pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes,
investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything
about them and their touch --
because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them
with my life if need be.
I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret
dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway.
There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you
produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me.
These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I
had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog," and you resented every
expenditure on my behalf.

Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they
will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets.
You've made the right decision for your "family," but there was a time
when I was your only family.
I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter.
It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness.
You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home
for her."
They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities
facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers."
You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No,
Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!"
And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about
friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility,
and about respect for all life.
You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely
refused to take my collar and leash with you.
You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the
two nice ladies said you probably knew about your
upcoming move months ago and made no attempt to find me another good home.
They shook their heads and asked
"How could you?" They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their
busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course,
but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen,
I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you
had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it
would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me.
When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of
happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner
and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the
day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room.
A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears,
and told me not to worry.
My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a
sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days.
As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she
bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way
knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as
a tear ran down her cheek.
I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago.
She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein.
As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay
down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured
"How could you?"

Perhaps because she understood my dogspeak, she said "I'm so sorry." She
hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to
make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused
or abandoned, or have to fend for myself --
a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And
with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of
my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her.
It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will
think of you and wait for you forever.
May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty.

Nothing much to blog about for today
Today is the start of my holiday
Woke up at 11 plus

Just ask Dalicia for help in blog
Thanks alot :)
Cause have to finish the blog nicely for them

Later going to find Darren for coffee again
Haha
Think we like coffee very much
Think thats all for today
Have a good day everyone

Sayonara